The Protectorate of RSCA Privateer 69 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.138 billion RSCA Privateer 69ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA Privateer 69ian economy, worth 808 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 99,346 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The RSCA Privateer 69 Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The RSCA Privateer 69 City Times is sold out, and foreigners write "made in RSCA Privateer 69" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA Privateer 69's national animal is the stonk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA Privateer 69 is ranked 63,180^th in the world and 381^st in racoda for Largest Populations, with 8.14 billion capita.